The Funniest Things People Try to Sneak Through Airport Security

Airport security is no joke, but that doesn’t stop some travelers from trying to sneak the weirdest things past TSA. While most people stick to the usual liquids and electronics rules, others push the limits of what’s considered "carry-on friendly." Whether intentional or completely accidental, these are some of the funniest (and most ridiculous) items ever caught at airport security.

1. A Suitcase Full of Spaghetti

Imagine opening your suitcase at security and revealing nothing but loose spaghetti. No sauce, no container—just raw noodles scattered throughout the luggage. TSA agents were baffled, and so was everyone else. The real mystery? Why.

2. Emotional Support Peacocks (And Other Exotic Animals)

Emotional support animals are allowed on flights, but some passengers take it to the extreme. One traveler tried to board with an emotional support peacock, insisting it was necessary for their mental well-being. The airline disagreed, and the peacock was denied boarding.

Other bizarre attempts include support squirrels, miniature horses, and even a full-grown turkey.

3. A Live Eel (Because…Why Not?)

Security agents in Miami once stopped a man carrying a live eel in his carry-on. He also had a bag of shrimp and 163 tropical fish—because if you’re smuggling one sea creature, why not bring an entire aquarium?

4. A Brick (Just One)

Yes, just a single brick. TSA agents weren’t sure why someone was trying to carry a brick through security, but it didn’t make it onto the plane. Maybe it was a lucky brick? Maybe they just really wanted a paperweight?

5. A Chainsaw

In what world is a chainsaw considered carry-on friendly? Apparently, in one traveler’s mind, it was. TSA was not amused.

6. A Fully Decorated Christmas Tree

Most people check their luggage—this person checked a fully decorated Christmas tree. Tinsel, ornaments, and all. The real question: Was it wrapped as a gift?

7. A Giant Block of Cheese

Cheese is delicious, but is it really worth risking a full bag search? One traveler tried to bring a 50-pound block of cheese in their carry-on. TSA agents had to inspect it for hidden contraband, leading to the world’s most intense cheese examination.

8. A Rocket Launcher

Yes, an actual rocket launcher. Security agents at Baltimore-Washington International Airport once stopped a traveler carrying a military-grade weapon in their checked luggage. They claimed it was just a souvenir. TSA disagreed.

9. A Suitcase Full of Live Pigeons

Airport security in Dubai once discovered a man trying to smuggle two live pigeons hidden in his pants. They were wrapped in cloth and secured near his ankles. Maybe he wanted to start an in-flight pigeon delivery service?

10. A Bottle of Water (Every Time)

Somehow, the most common contraband item remains a simple bottle of water. While people attempt to sneak in exotic animals and strange foods, millions of travelers still get caught every year forgetting that liquids over 3.4 ounces aren’t allowed.

The Verdict: People Will Try Anything

From bricks to birds, travelers have attempted to bring some of the strangest things through airport security. While most are confiscated (or at least questioned), they prove that travel is never boring. Next time you're at TSA, take a look around—you never know what someone else is trying to sneak through.